Did I mention that Freckles came to us during her...um...time of the month? Unfortunately, this means we can't spay her for six weeks. I haven't been around an female dog in heat for a while. Boy, if women acted this way, we'd have to lock ourselves away for a week or so every month! She's been...REALLY friendly. She's humping the boys and the girls and she desperately wants them to reciprocate!!!
Yes folks, the Kowalski household is like a National Geographic special right now. On the bright side, her natural, hormonal drive to want to reproduce has really aided her in getting over her general feeling of being overwealmed by her new environment. Nature is telling her "MAKE BABIES!!!" This primal edict has overidden her shy, submissive demeanor. Our girl is ready to PARTY!!!! She's trying her hardest to comply with Natures demand for reproduction and she not sure why none of these other beagles seem very interested. What the hell does she know about spaying and neutering?
Coley is beside himself. He has given his heart to a bisexual floosey. He spent much of the evening verbally admonishing her for latching on to Cooper's neck and humping him like a jackhammer! Ah, Love, she is a fickle mistress! Any day now the hormones should be settling down and I might just gain control of my household again, but you never know!
LOL! That is too funny! Hope Aunt Flo will be making an exit soon and your house can get back to normal!
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